05.02.06

How To Miniature Stallions

Posted in articles, Guides, Howto at 3:47 pm by zoophilia

SOME CAVEATS

You should read the ‘How-to Horses’ before this.  And understand that the procedures described here would be unsafe with a full-size horse. This guide is in reference to miniature horses that mature out to under 33 inches
at the withers. Even so, there is danger here for the careless.

The techniques described here are based on love, and it takes long time (up to a year or more) to develop a loving relationship with a horse.  I don’t use mare scent to arouse my horse.  I use affection and foreplay.  I have gentled my horses to the point that I could safely nuzzle my face into their nostrils or anywhere else. And this kind of intimacy is essential to the procedures described. 

The animals with which I got my experience were small ponies and minis that I raised and trained.  And, with me at least, they were all very gentle.  I did not just go out in the field and pickup a good-looking stud.  If you try that with the techniques described here you will very likely be injured, even with a mini.  The conclusion is, you need a horse of your own.
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04.27.06

Getting a Dog to Mount

Posted in Guides, Howto at 9:54 pm by zoophilia

Okay people, a year ago I never would have dreamed of ever writing this. Like, ” What for?! There’s no problem, getting a Dog to mount ye! “. No? Well, let’s rephrase that:- I’ve personally damn seldom had a problem and Ive been mounted by a not inconsiderable number of Dogs. I’m not Super Man and I don’t smell like a Bitch on Heat. So what the hell is giving so many of you such problems?
Back to the Chats and Forums again! Two things stand out there:

1. The sheer numbers of people having difficulties and the apparrent similarity of their cases.

2. The moment a female requests advice on this matter; The *alarming* rush of Lurkers, as well as known Pond Life to respond with ” E mail me…..we can correspond on this matter. ” or ” Tell us about what you DO with your Dog…”. And I hardly think offering a sensible diagnosis is the idea there either.

The number of guys who present with this problem is probably far above those of females. But then, this could be as much due to the females reticence in coming foreward at all about such matters as much as lack of cases? Anyway, I’m a guy myself, so I’m really coming from a blokes perspective here. But, for one thing, Ive had a deal of personal experience with Dog / Woman situations and, for another, it seems to make damn all difference to a Dog What you are!

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04.25.06

Zoophilia Code Of Ethics

Posted in articles, information, Howto, zoophilia at 2:35 pm by zoophilia

We seek to reach a state close to full equality with our animals. At the present time this can only be done in private and on a small scale but we can still treat ever animal we meet as a feeling being that has the right to accept or reject whatever it is offered. It is the duty of each Purist/Edenist to protect the animals they have around them from humans with bad intent, from disease, from harm from other animals, from hunger, from injury, and from any unneccessary distress or discomfort.
Each animal that we take under our wings is a responsibility that must be honored at all times. They are not things that can be put on a shelf until one feels like taking time for it. The animal comes first. It is far better for us to be late getting somewhere, miss a meal, etc. than that an animal go hungry, uncleaned, or unsheltered. We can know and accept the reasons for doing without but they can not. We will not knowingly allow someone to abuse any animal. Abuse must be stopped or the animal removed. Reporting such abuse to responsible parties and following up to see that action is taken is a duty.
The animal sets the rules and we must respect its decision except where that action would expose it to danger.
We must always behave in a way that is understandable to the animal(s) involved. Unpredictable behavior causes fear or hostility. You must spend time with your animal(s) doing various things. Playing, working around them, talking to them, even just sitting quietly and reading. You must become a natural part of their surroundings/life. Respect when they want their own space or to be alone. Do not force youself on an unwilling animal in any way, even if it is just with your presence. Know their moods and respect them. It avoids stress and aggression.
Protect your right to make decisions involving your animals. You can only make choices if your right of exclusive ownership is retained. When that right is removed, becomes a privilege, is conditional on the granting of permission in exchange for adherence to someone else’s opinion of how you should keep, interact, maintain, breed, or sterilize your animals you are no longer in control and can lose your animals at the whim of others. Work to protect others animal rights, even if you do not agree with them. Your rights will only last as long as theirs. Respect the rights of others. Do not let your animals or your activities become a nuisance.
Be discrete. Do not try to “freak the mundanes” or draw attention to activities they may find objectionable. You do not know what they do in private and they should not know more about you either.
Respect the property rights of others. Do not intrude on their property or possessions, especially their animals. Do not let your animals intrude either. They should stay on your property or under your control.

04.16.06

Girls and Dogs

Posted in information, Guides, Howto, zoophilia at 10:10 pm by zoophilia

This is an how-to guide for all the women out the there that have considering engaging in canine-human sex but were unsure of just how to go about it and those women who would like to enjoy it more.I consider myself an expert on the subject as I have been practicing it for over the past twenty years. In that time I have made love with hundreds of dogs and have found many exciting and satisfying methods. I have also introduced manyother women and several men to the pleasures of canine sex. I hope that this how-to guide will help you enjoy your lovemaking more.

There are three areas that I will cover in the guide and they are, Oral sex, Vaginal sex and Anal sex.

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04.10.06

Guide to Zoophilia

Posted in information, Guides, Howto, zoophilia at 11:10 am by zoophilia

Disclaimer: The author assumes no responsibility for any action inspired by this guide. All information herein is supplied without liability.Too many people know too less about us zoophiles so I will guide you to zoophilia.

I. Definition

Zoophilia is either essential love of animals or love of animals including sexuality between humans and animals. Both definitions exclude all violence to animals, i. e. zoophilia is not to be confused with cruelty to animals nor with animal abuse. Every true zoophile does never harm an animal.

II. Categorization

The zoophiles´ categories are as manifold as their favorite species. Some of them are exclusively into animals while others are hetero, homo and bisexual as well. The species they prefer are particularly dogs and horses, but also cats, cattle, rodents, birds, reptiles, fishes, dolphins, whales and a lot of other species count to their repertoire; the more exotic an animal the harder to approach to.

III. Practice

In general, it is possible to do the same with animals as with other humans: cuddling, petting; vaginal, anal or oral copulation and so on. Furthermore, it depends on the respective species; do what you and your partner want.

IV. Extent

As you still has to fear being persecuted by your conviction, there is no provable knowledge of how many zoophiles exist. All we know is they are numerous, and they are everywhere.

V. History

The Greek word zoophilia solely means love of animals. Select animals within the Hellenistic culture were predestinated to have sexual intercourses with humans, e. g. the Aesculapian snake. The Romans adopted such customs and added their own ones so that there were diverse zoophile rituals with sacrificial animals in honor of Jupiter.In the Middle Ages, the people saw animals only as utilizable objects; zoophilia was obscene.

That prudery changed a little, when they began respecting animals again. The famous lapdog, for instance, was nothing else than a small dog licking or penetrating his mistress´s lap, he virtually functioned as vibrator.

Even though many countries legalized it in the twentieth century, zoophilia has been remaining taboo till today almost everyplace in the world.

VI. Law

The juridically most decisive question for zoophiles is their state of law that can be highly difficult cos it differs from one country to another.Accordingly, in Germany, France, Spain and most of the European Union´s other member countries as well as in Switzerland, Poland and even Russia, zoophilia is legal whereas trading with zoophile material is forbidden in the greater part of those countries.

Contrarily, zoophilia is illegal in countries like Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand where it is punished with prison sentence for several years or for life.

In the United States of America, though, the situation varies thruout the states.

VII. Morality

“And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death; and ye shall slay the beast. And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall surely be upon them (Lev. 20.15 - 16).”That is written in the Holy Bible. The Old Testament says zoophilies shall be put to death, psychologists define them as paraphile which means they behave sexually deviating from the social standard, and plenty of people call them perverted or sick and compare them with pedophiles.

Zoophiles wage a neverending war against prejudices and ignorance to convey their morality. Those who have heard nothing of zoophilia yet can hardly understand why a number of humans are used to having sex with animals. At first glance, it seems to be unnatural that certain men love animals more than anyone else, but if you look deeper, you should recognize since our forefathers commenced domesticating wild animals, our relationship has steadily been getting closer and closer.

Nowadays, most people accept animal lovers, blacks, homosexuals, Jews and other minorities as well as they ought to approve zoophiles who have nothing to do with child abusers cos there is an evident difference between making love to adult animals without damaging their minds and forcing minor persons to sex whereafter those children may be traumatized for all times.

And if you believe in the Lord whose prophets cursed zoophilia as a capital crime, consider that it is love, one of the Son´s main messages.

04.02.06

Guide to sex with bulls

Posted in Guides, Howto at 1:17 pm by zoophilia

Since my last posting of this article, I have made some experiences I do not want to keep back, including some major security hints.LEGAL DISCLAIMER: I do -of course- not take legal or moral responsibility for cracked ribs, poked holes in your belly, torn apart t-shirts or scars from barbed wire fences you had to jump about while running away, not even for deadly incidents.

How to get the first contact

OK, I only have experiences with Holstein, Charolais and Galloway bulls, all these are considered ‘calm’ races. I’d advice you all to take some kind of precaution before entering a shed or pasture. The easiest way to get a first impression on the temperament of the animal(s) involved is to get their attention from the outside. Let them come to you and give them your hands to sniff and lick, try scratching their foreheads or their necks (watch out if they have horns). If none of them behaves aggressive now, you can take step two: enter the shed/pasture! I use to start with step two, BTW.Now you will be surrounded by curious animals, especially when you cower down (a thing I usually do). Try touching the necks of all animals you are interested in, pick the least shy one, most will try to avoid contact with humans.

Onward to step three: try to touch the bull’s flank or back with your hands. If you manage this (may require some training until he allows you to do that) you have won.

MAJOR SECURITY ADDENDUM: in bull herds (as they are kept here), the higher- ranked animals might get somewhat envious/aggressive (slight bumping usu- ally) if you care about a low-ranked one. Try to ignore them or make THEM your sex partners, if they then allow you to touch their interesting parts.

Remember that these animals are INDIVIDUALS, they all are entirely different in character and behavior.

What can one do with a bull now that he has one?

OK, there are the following possibilities, note that a bull might also try to mount you, but that this can easily be avoided by some steps back (or just lying on the ground under them?).- Jerking him off: To do this, you have to rub the tip of the penis and/or the end of the bull’s sheath gently, but firmly. If he loses some urine, he is somewhat aroused. If he raises his tail and starts defecating, he is truly aroused (ore bored beyond belief :-) ). Sooner or later you will feel the thin, hot, juicy tip of the penis between your fingers at the sheath, touch it. This will lead to a fully erected penis you can easily manipulate, but that will go down again very soon. Note: contrary to stallions, grabbing into the sheath does cause POSITIVE response!

- Sucking him off: Follow the above instructions, but use your mouth on the penis. NO TEETH!!! I tried this only once with a VERY positive reaction of the animal and was surprised by a high-pressure shot that made me spit and cough (tasted great, though), on the other occasions the bull just tried mounting me with a full erection…seems I was too late for him then.

For security: Do NOT sit in front of the ‘natural direction’ of the penis! A bull’s penis reaches out of it’s sheath about 30 to 40 centimeters (that’s 12 to 16 inches, roughly).

- Sheath fucking: This one’s dedicated to Nevyn. As one has to get some clothes off, it is only safe at night or at a private place. Haven’t tried it myself, though.

- Anal play: bulls LIKE anal play/anal intercourse, but they WILL defecate, so GET YOUR CLOTHES OFF!!! NOT recommended by me.

AGAIN: Never let the bull mount you! Never let him fuck you with you in the ‘pushing’ direction of the penis!

One also can play along with the bull’s balls (I like them) or even ride some of them (I didn’t manage to get one going anywhere, though). They also like the taste and smell of your urine (piss anywhere in front of their nose, do NOT hit the eyes!). Of course one can also have a full-night romance just scratching and rubbing them anywhere they like it…

What NOT to do!

Though I only have faced aggressive behaviour in ONE bull so far (and met DOZENS of them of which I picked the least shy ones), I have to warn you.- NEVER run away from a bull (or cow), they will follow you and eventually run over you, aggressive or not. Take a tactical retreat!

- NEVER enter a pasture when a bull exposes territorial/defensive behaviour like scratching in the dust with the front hooves, snorting, shaking the head wildly or similar.

- NEVER try to use a trick to grab the bull’s penis, like when he is going to mount a cow. They’ll run away (and you WILL be kicked accidentally).

- NEVER, NEVER, NEVER start a fake attack (or a real one) on any animal!!! They’ll come back for you to fight it out!

03.28.06

How to: Dolphins

Posted in Howto at 11:36 am by zoophilia

Introduction

People are often wonderingjust what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a loveof animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have noobjections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion.This does not include forcefully mating with an animal, without their consent,or with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would neverdo to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the samerespect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures.They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops betweena human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion,wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way;through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely forprocreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds betweenpod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins andhumans share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimesit makes me wonder when people continue to ask me “How DO you matewith a dolphin?”. Easy. Let the dolphin tell you! Well, here is aselection of questions people have asked me, so I hope this sheds somelight on the subject…

B) Mating With Dolphins

Q1) How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one?

A1) Probably the most common question I get asked. There are 2 waysof determining the sex of a dolphin. The most obvious way is to take apeek under the peduncle (the long part of the body connected to the tailflukes). On the dolphin’s belly, directly opposite the dorsal fin, willbe the umbilicus, or the navel of the dolphin. Looking further down towardsthe tail, you start to see the differences. Male dolphins have two separateslits for the penis (the urogenital opening) and the anus. These are separatedby a bridge of skin. The male’s urogenital opening is generally locatedfurther up the belly, towards the navel.Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anuslocated at the end of it. On either side of the genital slit, you willfind two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where the nipplesof the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves. The slit is also locatedcloser to the tail stock of the dolphin. The other way to determine thesex of a dolphin, if you can’t reach their belly, is to look at their mellon,or head. The males tend to have a fatter, rounder mellon, while the femalesare more sleek and streamlined.

Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he isinterested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They willswim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches longfor a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you andplacing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water,they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wristor ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it aroundobjects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour,which also denotes sexual excitement.Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphinhas of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitalsbecome very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent.They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out ofthe water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselvesto you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they maypress their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle yourcrotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressingsexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the betteryou will detect when they are sexually active.

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with malesand females…The Male: When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thingyou can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannotspeak for the female of the human species… it seems women just don’tlike dolphins enough… so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to matewith them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again,I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, youshould NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nosedolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting andthe force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would causeserious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explainingyour predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward….

A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. Ifyou are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on hisside, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gentlymassaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feelsvery much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch,but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shudderingjust prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation.The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keepyour face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You canattempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, butbe warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of theway before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidentalthrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

The Female: Well, the females are again a little trickier. There aretwo courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can besupported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supportingher, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is locatedat the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. Youcan rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oralaspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you.You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel aroundinside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labialike tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don’t be surprised ifthey start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulativemuscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including yourhand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn greenwith envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimesa lot of thrusting, clenching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.

Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but notimpossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in ashallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feetdeep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you.Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towardsyou. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly againsther. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and placethe tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested,arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usuallya fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, bothoutside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a seriesof muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member.They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experiencewhile you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two.Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractionsand thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated withfemales, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciouslyor not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shudderingagainst each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate of mate a fin, male or female,always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk tothem and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential,as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying thatthis wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and theywill want your company more the next time you visit them.

Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any?

A4) I have had no experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD’s)with dolphins, so I couldn’t rightfully say. I do know, however, that youcan pass the Flu between you, along with other respiratory problems. (Igot a cold when a dolphin sneezed on me once. It cleared up after a weekor so.) You can also pass some skin irritations on to them, if you handlethem with chaffed or broken skin. Just like with a human, it is best toBE CLEAN when you handle a dolphin. If you have cuts on your hands, avoidtouching them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical scrub prior to handling.This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical suppliers. If you havesome disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins sake. This isa little known area, more so because Zoophilia is considered illegal inmany places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law’s the law….)

Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?

A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking particularlyexcited, but you are, you can invite them with this way… Male and Femaledolphins can be invited by rolling them on their sides, again, but insteadof going straight to the genital slit, rub along their bellies, betweentheir pectoral fins, along the navel, and every once in a while, over thegenital slit. If they are responsive, they will show the signs of excitementas described earlier, and you can proceed as usual. If, however, they arenot responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT forcethe issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break theirtrust in you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them, stroke themand talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything else. It is best, anyway,to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready. It is far more pleasant,and more fulfilling anyway. And more special.

Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?

A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphinsare not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc…some may have external enclosures, which may be accessible, but that isno guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that thedolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphinto the point where they will let you mate with them (although some havebeen as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time,and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, Iunderstand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in theright place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasionswith wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbourof my resident city. Well, I hope this is of use to whoever is interested.One final note. You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexualrelief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of thefew wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative.This is special. Do not abuse it.

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